- What does a Scotsman wear underneath his kilt?
- He was wearing a Roman kilt and laurel wreath.
- If he wears a kilt or bears a purse.
- What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?
- No! That is not a skirt. It's a kilt.
- Chris Hudson I'd like to buy a kilt for my wife.
- kilt 苏格兰方格呢短裙...