Thin people turn surly, mean and hard at a young age because they never learn the value of a hot-fudge sundae for easing tension.

• 瘦人年纪轻轻就变得古怪、心地不善甚至狠毒，因为他们弄不明一杯热腾腾的松糕圣代对缓和紧张状况的价值。