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- Atheism: Shit happens for no apparent reason. 无神论：没有明显的证据表明会屙出狗屎来。
- Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. 不可知论:也许倒楣的事情发生了，也许没有。
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah. 伊斯兰教：如果屙狗屎了，这是阿拉的旨意。
- Agnosticism: I think shit happens. 不可知论：我想屙狗屎。
- JEHOVAH's WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armageddon. 耶和华的证人:直到世界末日;才会有霉运.
- Catholicism: If shit happens to you, you deserve it. 天主教:如果大粪闹到你的身上，那是你应得的。
- JESUITISM: If shit happens and when nobody is watching, is it really shit? 基督教徒:如果失意了而没人看到,那真正的失意又指的是什么?
- Zen: What is the sound of shit happening? 禅宗:倒楣的事情发生时的声音是甚麽?
- Occultism: I see shit happening in your future. 神秘主义：我看到你在未来屙狗屎。
- ZEN: (What is the sound of shit happening? 禅教徒:(旦夕祸福的言外之意是?
- Hedonists: There's nothing like a good shit happening. 乐观者：没有比屙狗屎再好的了。
- Sgt. Troy Barlow: I heard a lot of bad shit happened in Kuwait. 卓伊?巴罗士官长：我听说在科威特发生很多很令人发指的事。
- Tough luck, but shit happens. 真倒霉;但还是发生了.
- Shit happens.int. "糟糕的事有时候是会发生的"(含攻击性;慎用)
- Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens." 儒教：孔子曰：“正在屙屎。”
- Just as shit happening nudges the switch towards fight, flight or freeze, you can learn how to keep pushing the switch back towards relaxation. 当倒霉事情把开关推向打斗、逃避或寒冷的紧张一侧时，你可以学习怎样不断把开关推回松弛一侧。
- It often happens that thinking lags behind reality. 思想落后于现实的事是常有的。
- We met her only yesterday, as it happens. 我们只是在昨天才与她偶然相遇。
- That little shit stole my money. 那个小混蛋把我的钱偷走了。
- "Nothing happens without a cause" is a generality. “凡事必有因”是一个通则。
