If French president Jacques Chirac objects to the site chosen, then Kerry will exile the team to North Dakota, an expanse of empty prairies and plains in the middle of nowhere.

• 如果法国总统希拉克反对所选定的地点，这支球队就得“流放”到北达科他州，那儿到处都是偏远而空旷无际的草原和平原。