Your ex- will look back on this day and stew in her great remorse at having lost you every time her husband leaves up the toilet seat or farts in bed.

• 让你前任去回忆这一天，并且懊悔自己怎么就错过了你吧，特别是每次她的老公从马桶座圈上起身，或是在床上制造不雅气体的时候。