Walk and talk.The greatest gift to modern marriage is a walkie-talkie with a voice-activated switch, because it works like a high-tech baby monitor.

• 散步与对话：在现代婚姻中，最伟大的礼物莫过于一台带有声控开关的对讲机，因为它可以像一台高技术婴儿监视器那样工作。