The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.

• 几分钟后，当他在换衣服时才发现血迹。这时他往镜子里一瞧，才发现屁股有严重的割伤。他费了一番功夫来处里这些伤口之后，就回房就寝了。