She should have followed the example of the Wiltshire toothache sufferer who told the Citizens Advice Bureau that he now takes out many of his teeth in his shed - with pliers.

• 或许他们应该像威尔特郡的一个牙痛患者学习，他告诉市民建议署，他用老虎钳子把坏牙都拔出来了。