Real Programmers distain structured programming. Structured programming is for compulsive neurotics who were prematurely toilet trained. They wear neckties and carefully line up sharp pencils on an otherwise clear desk.

• 真正的程序员鄙视结构化编程。结构化编程是让过早被训练怎样上厕所的强迫性精神病患者用的。那些人在工作前要打好领带,然后小心翼翼地在另一张书桌上削铅笔。