Or that Wi-Fi does something horrible to your brain, like eating your fondest memories and replacing them with drawings of cross-eyed bats and a strong smell of puke.

• 将来一定能写一部伟大的反乌托邦科幻小说，在它描述的这个世界里，人们突然发现无线宽带信号会损害人类大脑，缓慢地夺走我们所有的情感。