One year, my mother-in-law was given a crocheted flamenco doll with a skirt designed to fit perfectly over a toilet roll, to remove any risk of embarrassment that naked toilet paper might cause.

• 有一年，我婆婆收到一件钩针编织的弗拉明戈舞者玩偶，身上的裙子正好可以完全遮盖住成卷的卫生纸，从而避免了没有遮挡的卫生纸可能引起的一切尴尬。