No family needs two dogs, I began dogmatically. And so I invoked the Bauer Anonymity Rule(BAR), which prohibits the naming of any animal not on the endangered species list, because at our place a pet named is a pet claimed.

• 我先是固执己见地说道，“没有人家需要两只狗的。”我又援引我们家定的动物不命名规定。禁止给没列入濒危物种名单上的动物命名，因为在我们家，被命名的动物就成为要喂养的宠物。