Jeff Theisen ducked behind a large oak tree in the back yard of his New Orleans home after he awoke to find his bathroom on fire.

• 泰臣一觉醒来后发现浴室起火，于是穿着睡衣和长袜就跑出屋外，这时，消防员和警察已经来了。泰臣忍不住在后院的大橡树下小便，一名警察当即宣布他因行为下流而被捕。