If the Soviet menace were to suddenly reappear with the bomb being dropped on Shanghai, the only ones to survive would be 200 inebriated homos in feather boas and sequined gowns.

• 如果苏维埃共产主义当时轰炸上海，那么能生存下来的估计只有200来个被灌醉的，身着羽毛围巾和金片礼服的同志们。