I, Wise and Wonderful Father: Children, I have a Paternal Proclamation. Please stop eating for a moment and pay rapt and worshipful attention.

• 我-睿智的好父亲：孩子们，我要发布一项父亲宣言。现在，请稍停用餐，大家全神贯注地、敬畏地听我讲。