I may have dreamt the whole thing, but I could swear I heard on the news that Debbie, a tapir at Twycross Zoo, was pining away until a kindly keeper provided a TV and video.

• 一切可能只是我的一场梦，但我发誓，我听说了那则新闻。特怀克罗斯动物园的那只名叫黛比的貘日渐憔悴。直到有一天，一位好心的管理员为它带来了一台电视机和录相带。