I hope you get razzed by friends when you have your first crush on a girl, and that when you talk back to your mother you learn what Ivory soap tastes like.

• 当妳第一次恋上一个女孩时，我希望妳会受到朋友们的嘲弄；而当妳跟妳母亲顶嘴时，希望她叫妳尝一尝象牙肥皂的滋味。