I have no idea what my boss thought of my erratic behaviour - but the day after I walked into her office and accused a taxi driver of being a cannibal, she fired me.

• 我不知道我的老板怎么看我的古怪行为，但是当我走进她的办公室，指控一位出租车司机吃过人肉之后，她把我炒了鱿鱼。