I could order the incidents from best to worst or most humiliating or most surprising or even most funny for onlookers, but that would spoil it.

• 我可以给这些事情排定次序，从最不错一直排到最糟糕，或者最羞辱人、最让人吃惊、甚至最为滑稽的事情，秀给各位看官看，但那就会毁了它。