How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Fifteen. One to hold the bulb, and the rest to drink whiskey until the room spins.

• 几个爱尔兰人能换一个灯泡？15个，一个拿着灯泡，其他14个喝酒喝到屋子旋转。（爱尔兰人爱喝酒和热闹，住在美国的爱尔兰人要比在爱尔兰的还要多呢）