FML Today, my mom walked in on me looking at a 1978 playboy.She asked if I found it in the basement.I said yes.Then I realized she was the centerfold.

• 今天，我发现那些看起来像是吃夹心饼干掉下来的碎屑，竟然可以发出吱吱嘎嘎声音，而且还有腿儿的。