Every night before bed, grandma would make sure I was wearing my size 32X pajamas, which were firmly tucked into my socks, and then she put this smelly, hideously, ugly, palm-palm salvation army ski cap on my head.

• 每晚在睡觉之前，奶奶一定都会先确认我穿了我那件有32X那麽大的睡衣，睡衣就固定地被塞进我的袜子里，然后她就把那难闻、又讨厌、又难看的胖胖(不知怎翻)救世军雪帽戴在我头上。