Climate change is basically a massive, multinational conspiracy to get everyone so comfy on Earth that they never want to go to ultra-cold Mars or the even colder reaches of deep space.

• 气候变化基本上可说是一个广大的、多国合作的阴谋，它使人类如此享受地球的生活从而懒得跑到极其寒冷的火星乃至宇宙更远更恶劣的区域上去。