Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

• 中国企业：你有两头母牛。你有三百个人负责挤奶。你宣称拥有零失业率、牛的高生产力，然后逮捕报导数据的记者。