All hilarity aside (and I know by your email* that you do find me side splittinglly funny) this particular gift to you is one I have a moral problem with, but I feel I must confess to being addicted.

• 所有欢闹之后（通过你的邮件我知道你发觉我极其会搞笑），我要给你的特别礼物是，可能有道德问题，但是我觉得我必须承认一直着迷于的东西。